"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." -Alfred Lord Tennyson.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks.
"The shoe that fits one person pinches another."
"I have been so busy keeping my head above water I forgot how to float" (Sent by a reader)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." -Mel Brooks.
"The shoe that fits one person pinches another."
"I have been so busy keeping my head above water I forgot how to float" (Sent by a reader)
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"Leave a trace of beauty behind you."
*Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom
brings sure punishment.* - Mark Twain
"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that three of his fingers are pointing at
himself." -Anonymous
*There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is being not talked about.* -Oscar Wilde
*It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.* -Mick Jagger
*Never try to teach a pig to think. It doesn't work and it annoys the pig.* -(?)
* If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.* -Michael S.Traylor
"Our situation is hopeless, but not serious." -Dick Price, founder of Esalem Institute.
*Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but this moment is a gift… That is why they call it THE PRESENT.* –
Master Ugway - Kung-fu Panda (?)
brings sure punishment.* - Mark Twain
"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that three of his fingers are pointing at
himself." -Anonymous
*There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is being not talked about.* -Oscar Wilde
*It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.* -Mick Jagger
*Never try to teach a pig to think. It doesn't work and it annoys the pig.* -(?)
* If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done.* -Michael S.Traylor
"Our situation is hopeless, but not serious." -Dick Price, founder of Esalem Institute.
*Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but this moment is a gift… That is why they call it THE PRESENT.* –
Master Ugway - Kung-fu Panda (?)
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